Liam funnies

Read to the end because the last one is the best one. 

Daddy taught Liam how to play air guitar, air drums, and air piano when he's listening to music.  He's pretty good at knowing the difference between the instruments in the music and he'll tell anyone near what to play.  It's pretty funny.

He's starting to say "tan too" (thank you) when you give him something he wants. 

He loves wearing a belt.  If he sees you wearing one he has to comment on it and if he finds a belt (no matter the size) he wants you to put it on him.  Then, once it's on he'll do a few karate kicks and punches (with hi-yas)  to see if the belt is working.

Liam will take almost anything, and use it as a horse.  He's taken a belt and straddled it and told me "riding horsey", he's also used a towel, a toy golf club, and his pants (ones he wasn't wearing).

Emily started calling Liam "William McDonald" when she's mad or he's getting into mischief.  So now Liam has started saying, "Donal, Jason or Emmy, or Mommy"  Sometimes he'll even talk to himself saying, "Donal, Liam" and then tell himself to do something.  I need to get this one on video because it's much funnier when you hear it. 

When he sneezes he'll say, "Bless you, Liam or Bless Liam"

I came home from the grocery store and Jason told me that Liam is getting to be a smart alec.  I asked him why he thought that.  Then he told me this:  Liam was in his bed for a nap, but he was just playing and not laying down.  So, Daddy went in and said, "Liam, you need to put your head on your pillow."  So Liam picked up his pillow and pressed it to his head while he sat there with a smile on his face.  Then Daddy said, "No Liam, you need to lay down and put your head on your pillow."  So, Liam laid down and put the pillow on top of his head.  How's that for a smart kid!